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In-N-Out Surrenders: The ‘6-7’ Meme Claims Its First Real-World Victim. Long Live Chaos. Alright, you digital anarchists, gather ’round. We’ve officially reached peak internet. Remember when we used to worry about bots rigging elections or AI pranks spiraling into public disturbances? Cute. We’re now at a point where a numerical inside joke, a prime piece…

Congratulations, The Algorithm Now Wants You to Get Lost in the Woods Just when you thought the digital brain rot had reached its zenith, the great and powerful algorithm decided to up its game from merely destroying our attention spans to actively trying to get us killed via hypothermia. Yes. That’s right. The latest dispatch…

Finally, a Tech Solution for Your Sin-Stained Soul (And It Comes in a Wet Wipe) Just when you thought late-stage capitalism had run out of things to disrupt, it came for your eternal soul. Forget mindfulness apps. Forget AI-generated mantras. The peak of spiritual wellness in 2025 is, apparently, a disposable towelette. Yes. You heard…

Your Face Doesn’t Need That: TikTok’s ‘Menstrual Mask’ Is The Biohazard We Deserve Just when you thought the digital abyss couldn’t possibly get any deeper. You thought we’d hit rock bottom with challenges that were just thinly veiled property damage. You were wrong. So, so wrong. The wellness-to-conspiracy-theory pipeline has delivered its magnum opus, a…

The Simulation Glitches: UK Prime Minister Defeated by a TikTok Dance This is it. This is the moment the simulation finally ran out of original ideas and just started recycling its own B-roll. The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, a man who presumably has access to nuclear codes and important economic data, was filmed…

UK Prime Minister Achieves Peak Cringe, Apologizes for Being Chronically Offline This is it. This is the moment the simulation finally ran out of original ideas and just started recycling its own B-roll. The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, a man who presumably has access to nuclear codes and important economic data, was filmed…

Your Face Doesn’t Need That: TikTok’s ‘Menstrual Mask’ Is The Biohazard We Deserve Just when you thought the digital abyss couldn’t possibly get any deeper. You thought we’d hit rock bottom with challenges that were just thinly veiled property damage. You were wrong. So, so wrong. The wellness-to-conspiracy-theory pipeline has delivered its magnum opus, a…

Your Sinuses Are No Match For This One Weird Trick (And Your Nightstand Drawer) Just when you thought the digital abyss couldn’t possibly get any deeper, weirder, or more biologically questionable, TikTok has delivered its magnum opus. Forget Tide Pods. Forget cooking chicken in NyQuil. We have ascended to a new plane of user-generated stupidity.…

TikTok’s Newest Trend is Just Committing a Felony, Apparently Another week, another dispatch from the digital trenches where humanity’s collective IQ goes to die. Just when you thought we’d scraped the bottom of the barrel with trends that were merely stupid or narcissistic, the great content algorithm has blessed us with its latest masterpiece: the…

Ctrl+Alt+Delete That Trend: Why the ‘Flip Camera’ is Just Flipping Absurd (and Kinda Mean) Another day, another TikTok trend that makes you wonder if humanity collectively decided to factory reset its common sense. We’re talking, of course, about the infamous “Flip Camera” trend. If you haven’t had the dubious pleasure of witnessing this digital masterpiece,…