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Southwest Airlines: Now Offering Budget Flights to the Digital Abyss, Courtesy of a Meme Alright, you digital nomads, you terminally online demigods, gather ’round. Just when you thought corporate America couldn’t possibly stoop any lower in its desperate, flailing attempts to seem “relatable,” Southwest Airlines has officially punched its ticket to the uncanny valley of…

Google Bows Down: Your Search Bar Now Speaks ‘6-7’ While Schools Are Still Banning It. The Simulation Is Glitching. Alright, digital denizens, grab your tinfoil hats and a stiff drink. The internet has finally ascended to its next, inevitable level of baffling absurdity, and frankly, we’re all just living in its glow. Just when you…

In-N-Out Burgers: Now Officially Submitting to Gen Alpha’s Meme Overlords Well, folks, it’s happened. The digital abyss has finally swallowed a corporate leviathan whole, and frankly, it’s even more glorious than we predicted. In-N-Out Burger, that hallowed temple of animal-style fries and questionable secret menus, has officially caved to the chaotic whims of a generation…

In-N-Out Surrenders: The Digital Anarchy of ‘6-7’ Claims Another Real-World Corpse Alright, you digital anarchists, gather ’round. We’ve officially reached peak internet. Remember when we used to worry about bots rigging elections or AI pranks spiraling into public disturbances? Cute. We’re now at a point where a numerical inside joke, a prime piece of Gen…

In-N-Out Surrenders: The ‘6-7’ Meme Claims Its First Real-World Victim. Long Live Chaos. Alright, you digital anarchists, gather ’round. We’ve officially reached peak internet. Remember when we used to worry about bots rigging elections or AI pranks spiraling into public disturbances? Cute. We’re now at a point where a numerical inside joke, a prime piece…

Congratulations, The Algorithm Now Wants You to Get Lost in the Woods Just when you thought the digital brain rot had reached its zenith, the great and powerful algorithm decided to up its game from merely destroying our attention spans to actively trying to get us killed via hypothermia. Yes. That’s right. The latest dispatch…

Finally, a Tech Solution for Your Sin-Stained Soul (And It Comes in a Wet Wipe) Just when you thought late-stage capitalism had run out of things to disrupt, it came for your eternal soul. Forget mindfulness apps. Forget AI-generated mantras. The peak of spiritual wellness in 2025 is, apparently, a disposable towelette. Yes. You heard…

Your Face Doesn’t Need That: TikTok’s ‘Menstrual Mask’ Is The Biohazard We Deserve Just when you thought the digital abyss couldn’t possibly get any deeper. You thought we’d hit rock bottom with challenges that were just thinly veiled property damage. You were wrong. So, so wrong. The wellness-to-conspiracy-theory pipeline has delivered its magnum opus, a…

The Simulation Glitches: UK Prime Minister Defeated by a TikTok Dance This is it. This is the moment the simulation finally ran out of original ideas and just started recycling its own B-roll. The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, a man who presumably has access to nuclear codes and important economic data, was filmed…

UK Prime Minister Achieves Peak Cringe, Apologizes for Being Chronically Offline This is it. This is the moment the simulation finally ran out of original ideas and just started recycling its own B-roll. The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, a man who presumably has access to nuclear codes and important economic data, was filmed…