Standing on Business: Are We *Sure* We’re Not Just Sitting on the Couch?
Ah, the internet. The glorious digital swamp where perfectly innocent words venture in and emerge… well, like “Standing on Business.” Yes, friends, that’s the latest phrase colonists from Planet Internet have dropped into our feeds, demanding we acknowledge its profound importance.
It’s suddenly everywhere. Someone’s ignoring their ex? Standing on business. Someone’s focused on their side hustle (read: selling questionable crafts on Etsy)? Standing on business. A squirrel buried a nut with unusual intensity? Honestly, probably standing on business too. Ostensibly, it means being serious, focused, and unwilling to be swayed. Like you’re so dedicated, you’ve literally assumed a power pose related to commerce.
But let’s get real. Most of us proclaiming we’re “standing on business” are probably doing so while simultaneously scrolling through TikTok in pajamas, negotiating snack access with a pet, or debating the societal impact of reality TV with ourselves. It’s the ultimate internet flex: declaring intense purpose while possibly just avoiding laundry. It gives your online activity (or lack thereof) a veneer of unshakeable resolve. “Can’t reply to that email, I’m standing on important meme business.”
Why is it trending? Because it’s exactly the right blend of slightly corporate jargon, slightly aggressive self-importance, and complete silliness. It lets us feel powerful and focused without actually having to… you know, *be* that all the time. It’s internet shorthand for “don’t bother me,” applied to everything from actual work to mastering the perfect eye-roll.
So, next time you see someone proudly declare they’re “standing on business,” give them a virtual nod. They are bravely navigating the digital age, one absurdly committed phrase at a time. Just maybe don’t ask them what *specific* business they’re standing on. It might involve competitive napping.
